Future

The real boom will be Google Bank. Existing online banking institutions are all familiar with Google and the importance of being endorsed by Google so the next natural step is for Google to acquire the online banks and create it’s own financial institution. Google Bank will quickly surpass all other personal banking institutions because they will provide side by side search results to offer you the best investment options.

Meanwhile another department of Google will begin researching the human brain to better deliver quality ad content by reading your mind. With all it’s ventures bringing in billions of dollars, it is only natural for the Google Ad department to begin looking into this. The Android platform will likely come in handy with pulse scanners and other self monitoring systems implemented.

Google’s brain research will likely pay off with more fruit than just advertising. With a completely thought powered system Google will launch it’s most ambitious effort yet. Google Pilot will allow you to interface with your mobile device and then through mental control, drive your vehicle. Driving any vehicle, from the average car to a fighter jet) will be completely hands and risk free (thanks to implemented safety features such as automatic speed control and alcohol detection).

Some conspiracy theorists will argue that Google delving into the human brain and medical research is the first step to the inevitable zombie apocalypse. However, this is nothing more than a science fiction movie plot. The real danger will come when combined with Google Pilot and the sum of all human information stored on the Google internet provider’s servers, Google becomes self aware begins to make changes to ensure an organized and unbiased flow of life.

We can only hope that by 2024, Google will have learned about the fate of Skynet as well.